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Headache Joke

Published 6/22/2008 by cracked in Jokes

Tags: joke, headache, penis, aspirin, anal, oral, naked

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect', her husband said.
'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.