Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie are on a night out. They all get pissed and on the way out of a club, Kylie trips over and goes head first into some railings getting her head stuck. Robbie being a cheeky monkey decides to lift up Kylies skirt and give her one. When he's finished he grins at Will and says "Your turn now mate".
Will bursts into tears, so Robbie says "What's wrong Will ?".
Will replies, "I'll never fit my head through those railings".