I knew this guy right and he had been feeling sick for quite sometime now
I had been telling him to go see a doctor and because his situation was getting so bad he decided to go see a doctor so off we went.

He went into the doctors room sat down and was told that he had some sort of rare intestinal virus. He was subscribed with suppositries and told to take two a day. The doctor said he would give him the first one.

Once we got back to his house I had a few beers and left then it was time for his next one so he asked his wife if she could do it. So she put her hand on his shoulder and thrusted the supositry into his ass.

He screamed and his wife said "What's wrong? Did I hurt you?"

He said "No - I just realised the doctor had both hands on my shoulders!!!"